Let’s try this again. Goodnight, my loves. Xx
steve carlsberg??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of steve carlsberg spill out of jacket] w-what a fucking asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of steve carlsberg scatter across the floor] shit fuck im holding them for hal lublin just listen
The entire Night Vale fandom is crying about Steve Carlsberg right now, so please do not judge us this is new territory and we’re kind of afraid.
[throws a chair] i just want that character to be happy
Do you think that Cecil made a scene at Steve's wedding to his sister/Simon? I could just see him sitting front row- or even better- up front as a bridesmaid, interjecting rude comments through the whole thing. Steve finally saying "I do." And then extremely loud, "Oh sure you do! Does the reception have dry scones, Steve?! How about a mountain?! What about an evil government plot, Steve?! Gosh... What a jerk." You should draw it. My life would be made whole.-Anonymous
sorry for drawing Cecil in a bridesmaid dress
oh god everything hurts
god where do we all sign the formal apology to steve?
cecil palmer: [shows up 15 minutes late to his sister’s wedding]
cecil palmer: WELCOME TO THE WEDDING
gazes into the void
when will my carlos return from the war
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP AFTER THAT IF CECIL DIDN’T TELL ME GOODNIGHT)’:
Also, it’s like, 1:30 in the morning here. My meds are wearing off. I’m /still sick/ for the now ninth day running.
/AND I’M WAY TOO EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THIS FICTIONAL TOWN. SEND HELP./